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I am not sure if you saw this article across the wire, but it grabbed national headlines.  Hacienda is a small chain of Mexican restaurants based out of South Bend, IN.   We reviewed their Famous Wet Burrito.

What surprised me the most about this article is not the advertisement itself, but instead it was the massive response to this add.   I think that people believe they have the freedom or right not to be offended.   Howard Stern said it best when he said “If you don’t like what I am saying, simply turn the channel.”

Now, was the billboard in poor taste? Probably.  I think that trivializing the death of 912 people including 276 children is a horrible thing to do, but did they really do that here?  I think the “to die for” part took this over the top.  However, Hacienda surely didn’t come up with the term “Drinking the Kool Aid.”  Think about this, how many sayings can you list that trivialize pretty hateful thoughts that are used in casual ways?  I can think of a lot of them.

I can understand how people have difficulties correlating this add to selling more burritos and margaritas.  Even Hacienda admitted that “we lost the core message.”   But, not so fast.  A few months ago, I saw an Abercrombie & Fitch billboard that showed a guy’s pecs and face with not a stitch of clothes in the pic.  They sell clothes right?   At least the Hardee’s add with Paris Hilton washing a car had the actual burger in the commercial.  You really don’t have to advertise to your core product anymore.

Hacienda has always provided attention grabbing billboards and I think that overall, their marketing is pretty solid.  The problem is that shocking people for entertainment is a slippery slope.  Once the dust settles, they will forget about you and you have to shock people more this next time to grab their attention.  Look at Lady Ga Ga, one year is a meat dress and the next is arriving in an egg.  If she doesn’t do something bat-shit crazy (otherwise than ripping of Madonna) at the next Grammy’s, quite frankly.. I will be bored.

Point is, was this Haceinda marketing piece intentionally there to create a stir?  A normal add wouldn’t have grabbed any attention.  Offending the masses is one easy way to gain notoriety.  Even though there was some backlash here, I can guarantee this is their most successful add as far as page hits and press coverage.  When a friend of Truman Capote said “They are talking about you…”  Capote’s response: “I would be worried if they weren’t.”

Back to my original point, no one has the right NOT to be offended, in fact, we should accept that being offended is going to happen sooner than later.   We surely can’t control every aspect in the world around us, in fact…most of the time the only thing we can is our reactions.   If you don’t like what Hacienda said, you can picket outside their restaurants, boycott their product, or tell them that you don’t appreciate it.  Or, you can look to the Buddhist meditation technique of Mindfulness and not judge any of this at all.  I know that sounds like some hippy bs, but I can guarantee that you will be less stressed.

The beautiful thing is that we live in the USA and we have freedom of speech and not freedom FROM speech.  In light of government uprisings in the Middle East, this billboard was a kind reminder that freedom and democracy are alive and well and everyone has the ability to say stupid shit from time to time.

-wibia

 

I was excited to hear that Man v. Food was coming to Indy.  I have watched every show since the show started and I would easily say that I am a fan.  However, they really dropped the ball on Indy…or should I say crashed and burned since they tried to reference the race…at every turn.  Let’s take a close look at every segment.

Edwards Drive-In
I have been there pre-blog and there is a reason why I haven’t returned.  Let’s reference this post by our dear friend The Tenderloin Connoisseur.

He gave the tenderloin a 3/5 and said that he wouldn’t drive across town for it.  Just like every review on his site, I agree 100%.  Also, why would they freeze a fresh cut tenderloin?  The term “Frozen Pork Fritter” is a dirty word in these parts and it’s almost as bad as “Kelvin Sampson.”

With that being said, WouldIBuyItAgain.com will promise to review or make a segment called “Tenderloin of the Month” from here on out.  I would like to restore some confidence back in our state sandwich.

[Editor's Note:  We will run our first Tenderloin of the Month review on Monday.]

Grays Brothers Cafeteria
Here is my review.

I understand the story of telling about a down-home-cafeteria-style-middle-America-meal, etc. (good idea).  However…MEATLOAF?  We are now known for f’ing meatloaf?!?!

Not to mention, if you are going to be on TV mixing meat, wear gloves!  The strawberry pie was lame too…strawberries with…a strawberry glaze and homemade whipped cream.  One guy on the show said that he drove twenty miles for the pies…really?!  So you are telling me that you can’t make that pie?!  Trust me, it is easy as…pie!!

Bub’s Burgers & Ice Cream
Here is my review.

For two years, I literally lived one hundred yards from Bub’s…and I went there ONLY four times.  In one of those times, both IndianapolisEater and I easily conquered The Big Ugly (one burger each).  Despite that, I am not going to really rip on this choice.  There are very few eating challenges in this city and The Big Ugly is the king.  Bub’s gets a good amount of hype and is in the perfect location.

However, I am disappointed in Adam’s effort. The burger patty is 22 ounces pre-cooked, he completed 2.25 burgers.  That is three pounds of meat and maybe and extra pound of toppings and bread.  LAME!!!  This is coming from a guy that has ate a four pound milk shake (in addition to a large sandwich with it) and consistently eats five pounds plus.  To me, this is him just not giving a shit and wanting to get out of town.  I have never seen him perform so poorly at a challenge.

Therefore, I am starting a challenge to the beloved WIBIA army. Eat more than Adam at Bub’s…and you will get your picture on the blog and a special Hall of Fame section solely for you.

In a weird way, I am disappointed in Man v. Food.  It was a poor attempt to showcase this city.  Honestly, I think Kendra “Having a Baby” showcased the city better than Man v. food.

Next week, I’ll show you a review of another place that Man v. Food visited that Adam was reallly excited about (Phoenix episode).   I have been to five Man v. Food restaurants and I’ve liked only one of them quite a bit (Ike’s Place in San Francisco).  

All in all, I know that I am playing arm chair quarterback here (race theme = back seat driver), but there was a better story to tell about the city.  How about the Tenderloin at Big Daddy’s (S. Meridian), Shrimp Cocktail at St. Elmo’s (spicy tradition) and then wrap it up with Bub’s? 

Rant over.

-wibia


I just don’t get it. I live in the middle of Indiana and about five minutes from my house, there are farms with pigs, corn, etc.  Would a restaurant owner think that their doors are a magical wormhole than sends me to the streets of Rome?  Trust me, it is not working.

I thought about this as I was at “BRAVO Cucinia Italiano” for lunch the other day with some co-workers and I took a pic of the restroom door.  Look, it is not cute, amusing or convincing to do things like this.  No need to add your plastic grapes, fake non-load bearing columns, cheesy stucco, ridiculous menus, etc.  It doesn’t make me feel that I am having lunch in Italy.  You are right next to The Dress Barn in a strip mall.  Enough said.  The funny thing is, I don’t dislike (or love) Bravo’s food.  Sorry for picking on you Bravo…

So, this is an open plea to stop all this nonsense.  It is outdated and I can’t think of one person that really likes this and in fact, it is laughable.  It seems like Italian restaurants are the worst at doing this.  I have never been to a Thai/Chinese/Mexican restaurant that has two names for the bathroom.  I know that I didn’t even touch on the Rainforest Café’s of the world.  That would be too easy.

If you are looking for a theme for your restaurant, how about this?  Good food.

Does this annoy anyone else?

-wibia

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