As we’ve covered here before, I watch way too much Food Network television and when they put out a new show, chances are probably pretty good that I’m going to end up watching at least one episode in order to give it a chance. I’m not sure whether that’s because I’m a loser or because there’s nothing good on television in the summer, but I’m guessing it is more of the former than it is the latter.
Anyway, within the past month or so, Food Network has debuted another new show called “Cupcake Wars“. It’s not an awful show, but it’s also not the type of show that people are going to throw into the Smithsonian and say that this is great television. In my mind, it’s kind of like a car wreck…you don’t like to see them, but when you do, you can’t take your eyes off of it. Plus, they have a goofy tank shaped like a cupcake in the opening credits that blasts away at things (see above).
So, let me lay out the basic premise for you: four cupcake baker teams (one main person and an assistant) square off in three rounds of competition and one team is eliminated after each round. The winner of the show is then given a “contract” to showcase their cupcakes at an event catered by the show. Such events have included golf outings, museum openings, birthday parties, etc. They are also given $10,000 as a prize and most of them use it to start their own business, so that is nice.
In the first round, the bakers are given example ingredients that are somehow related to the event and then asked to incorporate at least two into a cupcake and then are judged on taste. In round two, they are asked to create three cupcakes and they are judged on both taste and presentation. In round three, they are given teams of “helpers” and are asked to bake 1,000 individual cupcakes using the four cupcakes recipes that they’ve previously made and also create a giant display for these cupcakes. Besides the fact that it is a show based on baking cupcakes, it doesn’t sound all that bad, right?
Well, it is that bad and it has everything to do with the cast. Since you are dealing with bakers (albeit cupcake bakers), you are apt to have your fair share of loons and I can deal with that. The problem lies with the judges (two regulars and one guest judge that is related to the event) and host. One judge named Candace Nelson apparently opened the first cupcake bakery (or cupcakery as they call it) in the United States and I’m fine with her. She’s competent, personable and not only that, she’s also pleasing on the eyes and I can appreciate that. The other judge, a Frenchman Florian Bellanger, is an acclaimed pastry chef with impeccable credentials. On the surface, that sounds great. The problem lies with the fact that the guy’s English is barely passable and that’s being kind. I don’t doubt his acumen, but seriously, what genius at the Food Network decided to hire a guy that the audience can’t understand? I mean, they actually have to put subtitles on the screen sometimes because his speaking is so indecipherable! This is one of your judges?! Was Betty Crocker not available?! LOL. In all honesty though, Florian isn’t that bad. I just find it amusing that he’s one of the judges.
On the other hand, there is one person on this show that is ABYSMAL and that is the main host, Justin Willman.
Seriously, look at this dope. Without even hearing him speak, don’t you just want to punch him? Once you hear him speak, you’ll want to punch him even more. This guy is 100% Grade A tool. In fact, he’s such a tool that he’s the president of the tool company. I CAN’T STAND HIM. His sole purpose on the show is to blubber out “witty” lines about wars and time running out and frankly, he can’t even manage to do that. He’s a buffoon. Off the top of my head, one of his classics inludes (this is from the Natural History Museum episode), “ten minutes left in the round…time for you to find out if your time on Cupcake Wars is natural history or not.” That’s just the beginning and he deals out at least six to ten of these beauties per episode. I hope he writes those lines himself, because if he doesn’t, it makes me shudder when I think that there is another person in the world that is as big of a tool as him.
In addition to his idiotic lines, his performance when people are voted off is about as cold and callous as a person can be. Instead of showing some sort of remorse that a person is being asked to leave the show, Justin the idiot delivers one of his priceless lines with a smug smile on his face. It’s almost as if he takes joy in seeing someone’s chance at a huge career boost (and also $10,000) go by the wayside. What an ass.
Anyway, I’ve ranted too long. Has anyone else watched this show? If so, what do you think? If you haven’t watched it, give it a shot and come back and leave your thoughts.
FYI, Cupcake Wars airs on Tuesday nights at 9:00 Eastern on the Food Network.
-IndianapolisEater
Tags: candace nelson, cupcake wars, florian bellanger, food network, justin willman, television
Candace Nelson easy on the eyes? Dude, you need glasses. She looks like Lurch from (the original) Addams Family.
However, you are right about that dweeb Justin, I do want to punch him in the face.
And they are out about 2 years late with a cupcake show. That fad has passed.
Who gives a crap about cupcakes anyways. I’ve been to many places, including Crumbs (thank you yelp) in NYC, and had some pretty fancy and pricey cupcakes, and I think I’d still rather have a solid chocolate chip cookie. Cupcakes are overrated. If I had cable tv, and if I watched food related shows, I think I would strongly agree with you about the crappiness of this program. I definitely agree with you about that guy needing a good smack in the puss.
I’ve seen a couple of episodes. The host is the absolute worst part of the show. I don’t think Candace is that pretty (her teeth drive me batty), but Sprinkles cupcakes is the best. My sister lives down the street from one, and she sends us a box now and then. Their red velvet with cream cheese frosting is really good. I just can’t see this show lasting more than one season. The cupcake fad seems to be waning, and they can’t possibly come up with that many events that desire 1000 cupcakes. It just seems like a strange idea for an entire program. I’d rather see the bakers create various pastries (it would take far too long to watch someone make croissants).
Cupcake Wars = fail. Watch Chopped for some true talent.
Yeah, I saw that on the program guide and refused to watch b/c it’s a show about cupcakes. That’s like devoting an entire show on ESPN to fishing (oh wait, they do that … ).
From the Los Angeles film festival episode: “It’s time to see if you’re Best Baker or Best Supporting Baker.”
I am debating which is worse, if the guy comes up with the lines himself, or if he’s being spoon-fed them by a staff of Food Network writers. Okay, in writing that out, the second option seems the most ridiculous and offensive to my palate.
I was in the Flying Cupcake on Mass Ave yesterday. I asked them about being on Cupcake Wars. The girl who was working there said they were scheduled to do the show in September and to keep checking their facebook page for details.
I love cupcakes so I think the show is cool. However I totally agree that the host is a giant douche.
I know NOTHING about Justin, or the show. But MAN is HE easy on the eyes. Wow.
How many crappy reality shows about people baking do we really need? There’s already two different shows about people baking cakes. Are people really that pathetic that they find watching people bake interesting? How many reality shows do we need period? There are plenty of shows that actually have talented people writing and acting. Just another sign of the dumbing down of America. What’s next, a reality show about librarians? Try watching some tv that doesn’t turn your brain to mush, or even better turn off your tv and get a friggin’ life already!!!
Everyone on that show is smug. Candace and Florian are always looking down their noses at the contestants. That Justin is a royal twit, and what is up with his upper lip? Or lack there of. At least the guest judges (the clients) seem to be pretty decent. I can’t believe they are going into a third season. So much of it is obviously pre-planned, because no one is that prepared and creative under those time constraints. Even Iron Chef is pre-planned!
After watching the show tonight, I did a search for cupcake wars host douche and got this site. Justin is definitely the biggest tool and his dismissal are way too cold, but I did find some redemption of the show by having at least one very attractive contestant….Kim Wood from Buttercups Bakery.
I’ve seen a few episodes of this show now and I can safely say, there apparently is a rule that if you’re a cute and perky girl who likes pink, you’ll win. It’s annoying how I can pick out the winner before they’ve even baked.
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Candace – She talks like one of those Greenpeace activists (not that there’s anything wrong with them.) Oh wow your cupcakes took me to a dreamland where my body united with my spirit. As I bit into that raspberry frosting a gnome emerged from the ground and held my hand and it made me feel like dancing on top of rainbows…
Justin – His lips remind me of pokemon for some reason. LOL. His lines are also horrible, he looks like the kind of douchebag I’d hate to have as a customer, anywhere.
The contestants themselves are annoying. Cupcakes are overrated. I’ve eaten at Gigi’s cupcakes and another place I forgot that was also featured on the show and I can honestly say the cupcake itself is worse, if not the same quality than your easy Betty Crocker cake mix. Gigi’s had the worst cupcakes ever. So dry you could choke on it. Their frosting is good though.
I was shocked to see Starry Night Bakery from Westminster MD there. I bought a cupcake from them once and it was …… FROZEN! Yeah, that’s superior quality.
Anya i personally think ur wrong about gigis the reason for that is ive eaten there many times its been delicious every time and if its so bad then y do they now have 50+ franchises in 18 different states but anyway back to the show its not to bad and ur right about the judges and the host